Music Video Commentary: Shakira's "She Wolf"

"Oy vey. No way. This is what you call, erotica."

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Gramcracker's Response to Trying Couscous for the First Time

"I'm not a couscous lover."

-Is it just me, or would that make an excellent T-Shirt logo?

Try explaining glutten-free diet to Gramcracker

Gramcracker: "I bought you onion bagels and plain bagels."

Granddaughter: "Thanks Gramcracker. But I can't eat wheat or glutten."

Gramcracker: "Oh, ok. So you can have the plain bagel."

"Geez, you're up late today."

-Grams' sense of time, 9:30am on Saturday morning

"Kibitz"

Definition: to chat, converse with

Grams: "So, what were you and Ian kibitzing about?"