Try explaining glutten-free diet to Gramcracker

Gramcracker: "I bought you onion bagels and plain bagels."

Granddaughter: "Thanks Gramcracker. But I can't eat wheat or glutten."

Gramcracker: "Oh, ok. So you can have the plain bagel."

"Geez, you're up late today."

-Grams' sense of time, 9:30am on Saturday morning

"Kibitz"

Definition: to chat, converse with

Grams: "So, what were you and Ian kibitzing about?"